I Have Never Wanted to Catch up with a Car So Badly…

8 07 2011

A couple of days ago, I was on my way to a hot summer day at the sweatshop, riding down a busy four lane artery. I was in low gear and riding with one hand, because in the other hand was an extra-large squishee. A car passed pretty close to me (not unusual), but before they passed, out the passenger’s window appeared an arm, trying to grab at my ass! WTF! For a split second I hesitated, questioning whether I should sacrifice my chilly treat, then sprinted off (in low gear, which is still pretty fast on le Mercier, but I couldn’t switch it up it because of the riding-one-handed-in-traffic-with-downtube-shifters thing). It was only a couple blocks to the highway, and they made it to the off ramp before I could catch up and deliver my icy message to the lap of a dude who tried to grab a stranger’s ass.




2 responses

9 07 2011

I’m flabbergasted. I’d say I hope you have better luck catching them next time but, really, nobody wants there to be a first time.

11 07 2011

That pencil dicked guy (who else would do something like that?) was so lucky! A cold drink in the lap causes shrinkage, and if his “pencil” shrinks he wouldn’t find it anymore until he peed in his pants!

So what’s the flavor of the squishee? šŸ™‚

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