Even though this winter in Edmonton started late and seems to be letting up early (though mark my words, winter isn’t done with us yet), everybody I talk to has had enough of the old man. And while I’m also fed up with wearing 6 layers of clothes every time I walk out the door, I’d rather skip the messy streets that freeze anew every night, the melting snow that reveals an entire season worth of garbage and dog shit and the mass exodus of domesticated humans loitering confusedly as they become re-accustomed to sun, exercise and fresh air.
So, here’s some stuff I’ll miss about winter:
- The sound of packed snow creaking under studded tires.
- Riding across the High Level Bridge at full speed with hardly anyone in the way.
- People thinking I’m hardcore and bad ass just because I ride.
- Not getting stuck behind slow cyclists (because in winter, everybody who’s riding is in a hurry to get out of the cold and everybody’s in great shape from powering through the snow).
- Extreme bicycle parking.
- Not having to dodge the “Soldiers of Fitness” on the bike paths.
- Less dogs in the parks and the bike paths, and the ones that are there tend to be better tempered because they have more responsible owners who don’t just exercise them when the weather’s good.
- Days that are too cold for puddles or slush.
- Drivers all have their windows up so I can’t hear their crappy music or listen to them swear at me.
- No road rash thanks to layers upon layers of clothes acting as padding and soft snow to cushion falls.
- Puddle photography (thanks to Dottie at Let’s Go Ride a Bike for inspiration on this one).
Now, it’s time to dust off my lovely cruiser, which has been sitting idle all winter, to take her for a spin.